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captivator ([personal profile] captivator) wrote2013-03-19 06:06 pm

Lussuria San-chome: Belphegor



Lussuria San-chome

Hya-hoi~! It's everyone's big sister Luss ♪ Listen a bit! Recently a shocking thing happened! What I always thought was soft, downy hair was a beard! So I stayed in bed for three days, but became happy again after that ♪ After all, laughing or crying, it's the same life. Manly or womanly, it's the same life. With or without muscles, it's the same life. If that's so, than a cheerful queer with strong muscles is good, isn't he ♥ Wait! But no one gave me any sympathy!

Twenty-first Interview: Belphegor

Lussuria: Hmm~... hmph... hmph, ORAAAA!! ...a, ahh!? the tape recorder is on, isn't it! It's an irregular serialization, so just now I was completely off-guard and recorded some adult breathing! Oh my, oh no! ♥ Let's redo it, please!

Bel: If this idiot is going to do it like this, I'm going home.

Lussuria: Wait, wait, Bel-chan, pretty please! By the way, this time we're attacking the Prince, Belphegor, with an interview ♪

Bel: Boring...

Lussuria: That's not true! I'll attack you with my questions and won't let you get tired~! First, please tell us the home country of Bel-chan, who is wrapped in mystery ♪

Bel: Ah, that's impossible... if my true identity is found out, places like the UN will get mad and it'll be trouble, I'll have to leave the country...

Lussuria: Oh my! So you must be the prince of a quite considerable country!

Bel: You know, don't you?

Lussuria: What's that! Tell it to the readers, won't you? Oh, but that's true, isn't it. You're the prince of a fairly major country, surprisingly! Well! To continue, we have a frequently asked question. There are lots of questions like 'Bel-chan's eyes are hidden, but what kind of eyes does he have?' ♪

Bel: Won't say.

Lussuria: Ye~s, this is something that helps hide his origin too~ but I've seen them, so I'll tell you that they're clear and refined~ ♥

Bel: Say it properly and I'll kill you.

Lussuria: Oh, but it's not wrong, is it!? Don't get angry-! Okay! Next. They ask, where do you have all of those many knives hidden?

Bel: Here and here and here, shishishi.

Lussuria: Ahhh, they came out from all over~ it's like a magic trick! ...but in the end, we have no idea where they're hidden, do we!

Bel: Well, I'm done.

Lussuria: W, wait a second! Last of all, please tell me what you think of our family!

Bel: Hm... boss is scary, Squ-senpai is loud, Levi is stupid, Mammon is impertinent but his cheeks are squishy ♪

Lussuria: You and Mammon fight a lot, don't you~ that child also hates to lose and won't back down ♪ but that's cute ♥ Anyway! U...m.... by the way, aren't you forgetting an important person? Look... it's me!

Bel: You're a normal pervert.

Lussuria: Kya! I like the 'normal' part~ ♪ Well then, see you next time! ♥