captivator | Lussuria San-chome: Levi

Lussuria San-chome

Big sis Luss is surprised too!! It's Lussuria San-chome again!! Is everyone's heart fluttering? My heart flutters all the time ♪ You know, today right before my eyes I saw a person with amazing muscles, their biceps jiggled and in my fluttering heart I thought 'whose cool muscles are these!'. It was myself, reflected in the mirror~!! My, I'm some kind of narcissist! Well, let's set aside that topic ♪ Today's guest is Levi! He has good points too! I don't know about losing my heart ♪

Thirty-third Interview: Levi·a·than

Lussuria: Everyo~ne ♪ Today we have Lussuria San-chome too! This time is Levi!

Bel: Uwah, how dull.

Mammon: Yeah, it's dull.

Levi: Don't be jealous, you two! With this my fans will instantly increase! Heh heh.

Lussuria: My, what an unpleasant smile!

Bel: I mean, for awhile it's been super mysterious that a drudge like Levi would be a captain of the Varia.

Levi: Shut up! You're just a prince, aren't you, bastard!

Mammon: I don't want to compliment him, but Bel is a genius at killing. However, Levi is... what?

Lussuria: Hee ♪ That's what I aim to establish! "Once and for all! The 'What part of Levi is amazing?' special!!"

Levi: Mm! A good project.

Mammon: But does he have something amazing?

Lussuria: About that! Levi is smart! ♪ He's a super elite who attended a super first-class college, graduated, and was prepared to follow the path of becoming a professor!

Bel: Wha!

Mammon: This is the first time I've heard that.

Levi: Because no one asked me.

Lussuria: And his reflexes are good too! In a physical strength test, among the superhuman Varia captains, his entry had results that were almost invariably beyond the average!

Bel & Mammon: No way!

Levi: Naturally... you didn't realize!?

Bel: I've never once thought you were a genius.

Mammon: You haven't had particularly good movements in battle, either.

Squalo: Even if you're good at studying and your reflexes are good, if you're not useful to that guy you're trash.

Bel: Oh, the captain said something good.

Levi: Nuo! You bastard, Squalo! Even if you're a captain, I won't forgive an insult!

Squalo: You like that Chrome Dokuro who's with Rokudo Mukuro, don't you.

Levi: Nuh!!

Lussuria: Oh? Levi's frozen.

Levi: The fascinating, doll-like girl Chrome... I can't forget about that girl!

Bel: What are you saying...

Squalo: You liked that girl in France called M.M. too.

Levi: Guh! M! M!!

Lussuria: With that bright red face, Levi's about to fall over.

Levi: My chest hurts! It's pounding! That French girl was in a huff! Tempting!

Squalo: Chrome or M.M., try to decide on one of them.

Levi: Uohhh!! That's something I can't do unless Boss orders me! They're both necessary to me! I can't decide!!

Bel: He's an idiot...

Mammon: Levi has an amazing expression, if it's this situation he can't study or fight anymore.

Bel: Shishi, the point is that for Levi, his long-awaited good qualities are turned off by his taciturn and erotic and stupid idle thoughts.

Lussuria: Here, wipe your nosebleed on this handkerchief, Levi, you're instinctively too honest.

Squalo: Although I will compliment you on one thing, your loyalty to the boss is the real thing. That's why you've climbed so far.

Levi: Haa... haa... so, does it seem like my fans will increase because of this interview...?

Mammon: They'll go down because of that expression.

Bel: They'll decrease.

Levi: Nuooo! No way!!